Number 6: Melissa E. A.K.A. Wowbagger, the Infinitely Prolonged
Congratulations Wowbagger! I’ll be in touch with you shortly. Keep your eyes peeled.
An Earth-hug and Earth-thank you to the following space-creatures who let their true identities be known to me here:
Icshtaz (pronounced “ow”) from the planet 00003 in Galaxy Bue
The Great and Glorious Bah
Birdienerdie from the feathered planet of Quill
A Lot of Clicks and Whistles
Mrs. A (short for Alien)
Loodaleeloo from the planet Zaggedy-Hoot
Paul (the girl alien)
H (pronounced AAAAtch)
Arwena from the planet Purpuria
Danielle from the planet Rocbearon
T’Jul (the Vulcan)
Princess Inmydrms from the planet Fafaway
I am one truly privileged Earthling to have encountered the likes of you playful beings. Welcome to our lovely planet. Please refrain from consuming/slurping/nibbling/chewing on any humans while you are visiting, no matter how delectable we may appear. We are NOT food. And I’m pretty sure (though not positive as I’ve never actually partaken) we taste really really bad. Also, probing of any kind will not be tolerated. Thank you. Enjoy your stay, and I will see you again very soon!