And I thought: “Well… it matches some of those oranges so well… Maybe I’ll just give it a go.” And then before I knew it, I’d created this exquisitely hateful Halloween quilt! And I mean no disrespect to Halloween quilts. It’s just that I never wanted this to be a Halloween quilt!!!
So I apologize to you. I apologize to you a LOT. You overwhelmingly chose purple. And I didn’t listen.
So I will unpick THE WHOLE THING. I will consider having A SHOWER. I will get into something that’s NOT made of FLANNEL. I will go out into the world amongst ACTUAL PEOPLE and find some PURPLE fabric. I will PURCHASE said fabric. Then, I will COME back. And I will START AGAIN.